Worst Date Contest

I am giving a $100.00 prize to the entry with the worst date ever in the Worst Date Contest . The winner will be decided onMarch 30th, 2010, so please get writin’ and vote for your favorite story!

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Shane Coulier:

March 3, 2010 at 2:45 pm

RAT POISON ANYONE?
The Worst Date Story of Shane Coulier of Boca Raton, Florida

I went on a date with this girl who I thought was cool when I first met her but the actual date was just weird as hell. First thing, I picked her up and she told me to wait inside for her for a few minutes. She made me wait like 20 minutes and I think she was throwing up in the bathroom.

Then we left and about 15 minutes into the car ride she said she needed to stop at the gas station. She went in and bought something but didn’t show me. The date was so weird. Some friend hooked us up. She was cute but sketchy.
We got dinner. The dinner convo was non existent. After dinner she tried to kiss me with the rat poison she bought at the gas station in her mouth. I had to rush her to the hospital and thank my friend real hard for the great date he set me up on. Next time I am def going with my friends who are girls when they suggest a blind date not my guy buddies. Girls seem to know more about that stuff anyways.

–shane coulier
Joy Hammerstein:

March 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm

I NEVER KNEW HE WOULD TURN OUT TO BE A CANNIBAL
The Worst Date Story of Joy Hammerstein of Fort Worth, Florida

I went on this date a few years ago. The guy was rude. very rude. He told me I was pretty like 50 times on the date but it was after a really mean comment. I think he was a sociopath or something. The date was actually just really awkward but the weird part came in like 2 years later when I heard he killed someone and literally ate them. I was mortified by this news. I can not believe I did not catch this earlier. Like, I can’t believe that I was in the same room as him.
Here is the news article. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.justnews.com/news/13880388/detail.html

–joy hammerstein
Katie Allan:

March 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm

THE CLASSIC PERIOD ON PROM WITH MY DATE
The Worst Date Story of Katie Allan of Coral Springs, Florida

This isn’t your typical story, I know, but it is funny. I guess it may not count as a date if it was in 6th grade but I think it does. It was puppy love in the sixth grade. I met this guy, his name was Steve. I liked Steve a lot. Things were going good that year in school and for the end of the year prom he asked me to be his date. I was really nervous. My mom and I even went out and bought a really nice dress and she and my dad were really excited for my first real outing with a boy. Keep in mind I had never been kissed yet either.

Our night couldn’t of gone better until I got my period that night all over my white prom dress. We were dancing and I guess I didn’t feel it because I was all into dancing. I thought it was just sweat. Then, one of the teachers came up to me and said I might want to go to the bathroom since my really pretty white dress had blood all over it. It would of been less embarrassing if a friend had told me over my homeroom teacher. Its been 15 years since then but by golly was it a horrifying event. I was completely mortified. The guy, Steve was nice to me but treated me weird because all of his friends were treating me weird. One of the guys, the popular guys went in the girls bathroom and tore the tampon machine off the wall, gtook all the tampons and brought them in the dance auditorium. He threw all of them at me like a pellet gun and told me that if my dress got any more red that I would be the official ‘Little Red Riding Crotch.’
THAT IS HARSH…FOR A 6TH GRADER TO HEAR who wasn’t really experienced with her menstrual cycle yet…BY GOLLY ME OH MY

–katie allan
Laurie:

March 3, 2010 at 5:16 pm

IS EVERY GUY INTO PORN THESE DAYS?
The Worse Date Story of Laurie of Boca Raton, Florida

Thanks for hosting this contest. Sadly this is this very fresh. Last weekend I had my third date with this guy named, um, let’s call him ‘Jerk.’ Nothing seemed to be wrong on our first or second dates but the third date was absolutely beyond a disaster. We went to this restaurant and after the restaurant he said he wanted to take me back to his house to show me his new re-modeling and plus he said he wanted me to meet his friends. He lived on the intra-coastal and seemed very ‘well-together.’ When we got to his house he asked me if I wanted to watch his Playboy channel or whatever it was, one of those gross channels. When I said no he called over a few other girls he knew and acted like I wasn’t even there. argh

–Laurie
Jason Miller:

March 4, 2010 at 11:02 am

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, A MAN CAN GET RAPED
The Worse Date Story of Jason Miller of Boca Raton, Florida

Last year I met this girl at a bar and it was going well. Our conversation was going a lot better than it does with other girls I’ve talked to. I figure that when a date is going well why end it. So, I asked her if she wanted to drive down to the Keys and extend our date. And…NO I wasn’t expecting sex. I mean, yeah if it happened it would of been a great plus of coarse but my goal was not to push the envelope or anything. Well, we got down there and went to this bar and she got toasted. There was no way we were able to head home so I got us a hotel room. Your not going to believe this but when we got up there, she went to the bathroom and then came out all refreshed like she wasn’t even drunk. I think she could have been faking it. She came out of the bathroom with rope and said she wanted to dominate me. I kid you not she had one of those net guns, yes a net gun. It is one of those devices where you shoot it and a net comes out. Yeah, well she shot me with it and tangled me up in a damn net, then she spray painted my face and told me she loved me. I know you all are wondering how a guy can be raped but yes it is possible. Also, I am kind of drunk too right now so she has more control. She tied me up to the bed and threw a sheet over my body cutting a whole for my penis. Seriously I am not lying. I was then gently raped. Yes, gently raped. I felt violated but kind of liked it but REALLY FREAKING violated. She ended up leaving me tied up and I never could find or report her to authorities, like they would believe me anyway. Moral of the story, don’t extend a date to become an overnighter when you just met them at a local bar.

–jason miller
David Somers:

March 10, 2010 at 11:23 am

TO PICK YOUR NOSE IN FRONT OF ME IS SHEAR DISRESPECT
The Worse Date Story of David Somers of Boca Raton, Florida

So I knew this girl a bit, not too well, but I though she was cute and all and so we went on a date. Turns out she was very VERY good at hiding her poor hygene. The longer we’re on this date the more I realize this girl is freakin gross. First of all, she doesn’t shave. ANYTHING. The times we did get close, her breath was kickin’ like Bruce Lee! And she picks her nose like no ones watching. How did I miss this before? Now that I think of it, I’ve only seen her like 3 other times, she always wore jeans, and it was usually at night. Well needless to say, there was no kiss goodnight.

–david somers

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